New Services!

That’s right, I’ve thrown caution to the wind and I’ve become a child-discipline specialist.  The best part?  No credentials, expectations, or results.   I just beat children.  And no more messy paperwork!  I understand that part of the educational reform programs currently being enacted not only permit, but encourage corporal punishment.

Now there are some logistical issues to this point.  I don’t have a formal place of business yet – the institution is currently under construction (permits for ‘variety fetish’ seem to be particularly difficult to get) – so, for now, I’m just driving around in my full-sized van with tinted windows, soliciting parents to let me take their child inside to discipline without the invasion of privacy that could result from a public session. 

Update!  I just got word from the Czar of Early-Mid Childhood development than the new Obama-care program will subsidize my sections, classes and sessions with no pre-authorization.  While pricing for now is an ad hoc affair, I’ll be willing to provide quotes for children.  Just provide height and weight, approximate BMI, relative intelligence, and applicable sports/self-defense experience.

Also, because community interest has been overwhelming, there might be a waiting list.

Sign up today.  Oh, and remember, I’m in my new Thousand Oaks location – so Seattle Area residents will have to wait until the market provides an opportunity for a Pacific Northwest satellite.